Friday, May 19, 2006

JoePa Joke

Joe Paterno is visiting his buddy Bobby Bowden down in the Tallahassee. Bobby takes Joe out water skiing in his new ski boat.

So Joe is water skiing behing Bobby's boat when they hit some waves and Joe falls. Paterno starts splashing around and yelling, "Come get me! I can't swim!"

Bobby circles around and pulls the boat up beside Joe. "If I pull you out of there, you have to promise not to tell anyone in Florida that I saved your life."

Joe responds, "Deal. As long as you promise not to tell the people back in Happy Valley I can't walk on water."
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